Lover Of Irony Pillows

Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

'And it was about here that we decided to go paperless.'

How to reach us.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

Hunters given the finger bird by birds.

'Hey, do you sell flood insurance?'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Weekly therapy should keep your insecurities in check...or you could buy a hummer.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"I should now like to call this AGM to...to...er..."

'Please do not touch' signs all over a museum. The guard has a 'please touch' above her.

"What's the matter, Bill, bored.?"

'I don't want you as my mentor no more.' 'You NO LONGER want me as your mentor.'

'Caution: doors don't open.'

'Today in Washington, a study group was formed to study whether study groups are a good idea...'

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

"To be frank, it's the 'honesty' or 'integrity' that's bothering me."

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

Down on My Luck

Man looks at street map: 'Uh ho.You are here ! '

"You asked for more time off to spend with your family... How does 365 days a year sound?"

"I tried cyber crime, but I prefer people-to-people contact."

"I hope there's nothing genetically modified in this."

Department of Bureaucracy: Everybody Makes Mitsakes.

"You two are fired as security guards. Now gather up your things and escort each other from the building."

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

"All I'm saying is, giving a little something to the arts might help our image."

'I THINK therefore I am confused.'

Finally some me time

'I don't believe it! They're ALL empty.'

Dog Show