Historical Irony Lovers Pillows

'Wise up, people -- Human rights abuses are what made this country great!'

'Braille menu available upon request.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

End the Winter Blues

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Made in China

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

You're Out Of Order

Perfection Troubleshootors.