Conservative Critique Lover Prints

The Blob

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Reagacentennial

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Facelook

"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"Something tells me his demands may be difficult to meet."

Trump Bible photo op

Blame the Victims

Nutty Assistants

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

Ted Budd Caricature

Fake Diplomas

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

Steve Bannon

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Hosni Mubarak blinks

"Do you mind if I put this on instagram?"

"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

'Would it be possible to fire last year's 40,000 employees a second time?'

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."

"Devin Nunes is a Great American."

'They always off the mom.'

'What's this nonsense about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'

'..and finally we come to a problem that can be solved by throwing money at it...'