Government Critique Lover Prints

'The F.D.A. has recalled everything!'

Facelook

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

The Qualifications of Leon Paetta.

"A shot of under-the-counter 'Moonshine' for you, Prime Minister?"

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

The Harper Government

Democracy Bleeds

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."