Humorous Critique Lover Pillows

'They always off the mom.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Crap from the future.

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Jacques et Jille

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

The Monroe Doctrine

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Honest Voting Stickers

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Police Lineup Escape

Euro Collapse

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

Traders joining Wall Street protests

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

Dollars Press Conference

'Escape?...Why?'