Angelic Satire Appreciator Pillows

"Up here you can call gun freaks gun freaks."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"OMG, LOL!"

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

Church restrooms

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Heaven Has VIP

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

'...and we would be grateful if you would refrain from calling us 'birds of pray''

Corporate Entertainment Area

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

After-Death Mints

"If you don't stop quoting scripture at me, Reverend, you will go to hell."

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

'My earthly body is still in the doctor's waiting room.'

'We can prove there is an indiscriminate use of your image and that you are entitled to proper compensation.'