Angelic Satire Appreciator Gifts

"Up here you can call gun freaks gun freaks."

You don't need to say "now I've seen everything" all the time. We get the whole omniscient thing.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Church restrooms

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"I still hate you."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Heaven Has VIP

'...and we would be grateful if you would refrain from calling us 'birds of pray''

Corporate Entertainment Area

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"If you don't stop quoting scripture at me, Reverend, you will go to hell."

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

'My earthly body is still in the doctor's waiting room.'

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

After-Death Mints