Angelic Irony Appreciator Gifts

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Big business is not evil

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

Angel using his hal to play golf.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

After-Death Mints

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

Fallen angel

"Up here you can call gun freaks gun freaks."

'Whoops! I forgot to warn you about the soft spots up here.'

'All I know is I walked into a Bed, Bath and Beyond place.'

'I hope you've got a good story this time, Norman.'

'It says here that the Governor's phone call was just three minutes too late. But hey, they've given you a posthumous pardon.'

Man changes from angel to devil in police line up.

'This can't be paradise - the reception is terrible!'

"I don't care if he is a baseball immortal. He should wear a robe and carry a harp like the rest of us."