Angelic Irony Appreciator Gifts

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

'T.M.I.F.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Big business is not evil

"I still hate you."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

Angel using his hal to play golf.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

After-Death Mints

"Crap."

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

'I never imagined Heavenly music would include so much bleating.'

10 Commandments Bar.

'Well, would you believe it? I won last night's lottery jackpot! '

Fallen angel

You don't need to say "now I've seen everything" all the time. We get the whole omniscient thing.

'I hope you've got a good story this time, Norman.'

'It says here that the Governor's phone call was just three minutes too late. But hey, they've given you a posthumous pardon.'

Man changes from angel to devil in police line up.

'This can't be paradise - the reception is terrible!'

"I don't care if he is a baseball immortal. He should wear a robe and carry a harp like the rest of us."