Angelic Irony Gifts

'Well, well, look what we have here---C. R. Pillobee, M.D. Let's leave him cooling his heels for an unreasonable length of time'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Halo Frisbee.

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

An amplified harp

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"So much for eternal rest."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Late Night TV

'The Christ Child'

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"I guess they really are permanent."

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

"Then my wife said it wouldn't kill me to go to the ballet with her."

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

"Harps only? Down, please."

"I always thought it was just a figure of speech when people said their phone had died."

Angel Puppet.

'Well... At least we finally know where all those missing socks from the dryer went.'