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'Well, well, look what we have here---C. R. Pillobee, M.D. Let's leave him cooling his heels for an unreasonable length of time'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Halo Frisbee.

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

An amplified harp

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"So much for eternal rest."

Late Night TV

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'The Christ Child'

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

"Then my wife said it wouldn't kill me to go to the ballet with her."

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Angel Puppet.

'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'Well... At least we finally know where all those missing socks from the dryer went.'

"Harps only? Down, please."

"Hon, what's an allegory?"