Angelic Irony Fans T-Shirts

'Well, would you believe it? I won last night's lottery jackpot! '

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Heaven Has VIP

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

Inventive Uses of Halo

"Kids today!"

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'You'll need a username and password to enter...'

'Sorry you can't come in. You're Boring.'

10 Commandments Bar.

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'