Angelic Irony Fans Pillows

'Well, would you believe it? I won last night's lottery jackpot! '

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

Heavenly Take Out

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Heaven Has VIP

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

"Crap."

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

"Kids today!"

Inventive Uses of Halo

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

Actually, the "you can't take it with you" rule wasn't implemented until somebody wanted to come in with bagpipes.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

'Pssst! Interested in some deviled eggs?'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'This can't be paradise - the reception is terrible!'

'Sorry you can't come in. You're Boring.'

'You'll need a username and password to enter...'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'