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"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Dogma

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Gates of heaven

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'All the tellers are nuns.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?