Religious Irony Fan Prints

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Dogma

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Gates of heaven

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Om and Ommer

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'All the tellers are nuns.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."