Angelic Irony Lovers Gifts

'Heaven is a hard adjustment for the workaholics.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

Heaven Has VIP

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'How did you ever get a good conduct medal?'

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

"That's weird... all of my files are missing from the cloud."

Welcome to Limbo

'This can't be paradise - the reception is terrible!'

'Well, would you believe it? I won last night's lottery jackpot! '

"There was actually a little romance while Jim and I broke up. Our divorce lawyers fell in love."

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.