Angelic Satire Lovers Gifts

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

'I don't write books any more -- My agent went to Hell.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Gates of heaven

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'All the tellers are nuns.'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Self raising Lazarus.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Holy Relics.

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Heaven Has VIP

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'Adam, are you sure this what He meant by 'being fruitful and multiplying'...?'

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

Canadian Jesus