Angelic Satire Lovers Gifts

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

'I don't write books any more -- My agent went to Hell.'

'T.M.I.F.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Gates of heaven

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'All the tellers are nuns.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Holy Relics.

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Self raising Lazarus.

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

Heaven Has VIP

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'Adam, are you sure this what He meant by 'being fruitful and multiplying'...?'