Divine Critic Mugs

Reviewing Earth

'And God created man in his own image.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

How's my sermon. . .

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

2pm meet your Creator

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

The Pope

Jesus wept

A Man of Faith

How's my Sermon . . .

"It was a little preachy."

Trump Bible photo op

"I think it's the company logo."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'"

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Martin Luther.

REALLY boring sermons

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."

First Cynic in Space

'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'