Heavenly Critic Mugs

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Adventures of God

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Halo Frisbee.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'