Start the day with a smile! Our heavenly humor mugs blend divine wit with everyday charm—perfect for anyone who loves to laugh and appreciate celestial humor with their morning coffee.
Hey, you two! Come with me! What's up? New angels have to take a turn volunteering in doggie heaven. Awesome! Sounds fun! We love dogs! I don't know why you make this sound like a punishment. You'll see. Balance that treat! Don't move! Hey! Off that chair! Bad person! Bad, bad person! I love this place!
Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for all eternity.
'We've been recieving Earth's TV evangelists for years.'
"How can you be out of wings?"
"We only got six days of funding."
"It was better before God took up knitting."
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.
"Surgery up here is free!"
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
'It's not for myself, you understand."
"I thought there would be bacon here."
'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'
"It's true: no more burpees."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
The Adventures of God
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
"All we have left is standing room only."
A surprise in heaven
'We've re-branded.'
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
"I do tech support for the cloud."
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'
"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
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