Heavenly Humour Appreciator Mugs

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

Local News in Heaven

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

God passing the time.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Shoe repair

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

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Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

The Assumption of Mary

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Angel Swing

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'