Religious Critic Mugs

God's Crazy Weird Stupid Plan for Dead Children

A Man of Faith

The Pope holds up the sex abuse coverups.

"So what if the bible says homosexuality is a sin! It also says women should be subservient to men.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

The trashcan lid religion is the one true religion because it says so on this trashcan lid.

A giant hand steals the wallet of a man who is prostrating himself before a cross

"If Jesus was real, he'd flip over the table your wealthy father works from."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

The ten ammendments

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Hey! These are still good!!"