Religious Commentators Mugs

Welcome to Hell: God still loves you. He's just not IN love with you.

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

A Man of Faith

The Pope

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

Worst. God. Ever.

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Filmed in Supermarionation

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."

X Brazil

"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."

So it ended for the man credited with saying, 'guns don't kill people...'

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

Wormhole Aliens Killed Sandra Bland

"Due to the expenses involved with making our schools more resistant to mass shootings, we re forced to make large cuts in teacher pay and benefits...and you will be required to carry this glock 9mm...."

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."