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Solar Range.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Velvet Mesquite

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Christmas canape?

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

Gone to my cooking for one class - sort out your own dinner.

Man roasting his satay by the sun.

Woman cooking eggs by direct sunlight.

"Al dente!"

I'm not cooking for us anymore. I'm worried about global warming.

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

'Oh Billy, this is so romantic.'