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Gone to my cooking for one class - sort out your own dinner.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Too much cilantro

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Lockdown casserole

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Your meal sounded nice."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Cat Cooking Bird.

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

Ultimately love would find her...

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

Solar Range.

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

Fly in soup, "Gutsy little bugger isn't he?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"