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Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Too much cilantro

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Lockdown casserole

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Your meal sounded nice."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Cat Cooking Bird.

Ultimately love would find her...

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Sandwich snob.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Sauted lard, please."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Solar Range.

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.