Solo Diners T-Shirts

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Table for one. Would you like a menu with words, or will you require pictographs, like last time? Menu.

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Can I have flies with that'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Chicken Coupe.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Big Boy Foot

Table for two. Whom does sir think he's kidding? You're right table for one. Menu.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

'I hope when we're older we'll be able to communicate without even speaking words.'

Hard Rock Cafe.

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Pre Opera Dinners

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

Toilet door. Table for one!

'A sand wedge. A sand wedge, for crying out loud.'

'Surprise us.'

"Very classy choice for a guy who's eating solo."

"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."

Eating Alone