Solo Diners Prints

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Can I have flies with that'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Big Boy Foot

Chicken Coupe.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

Pre Opera Dinners

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Toilet door. Table for one!

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

Eating Alone

Gone to my cooking for one class - sort out your own dinner.

At The Skinny Customer Restaurant

'A sand wedge. A sand wedge, for crying out loud.'

"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."

'I think tonight's the night. He's taking me to a restaurant where they don't put butcher paper and crayons on your table.'

"Very classy choice for a guy who's eating solo."

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'