Solitary Diner T-Shirts

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

Toilet door. Table for one!

Eating Alone

'...I had nothing in common with myself.'

Dining Alone

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Linguini for two?"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"You need a hobby."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

"When they said it was 'street food' I didn't realise it was all 'roadkill'!"

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

"His wife's still visiting her mother, so it looks like it's left over pizza for us...again!"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"