Solitary Diner Gifts

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

Toilet door. Table for one!

Table for one. Menu. Which section? Lonely, or suicidal?

Eating Alone

'...I had nothing in common with myself.'

Dining Alone

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Linguini for two?"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"You need a hobby."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

"When they said it was 'street food' I didn't realise it was all 'roadkill'!"

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."