Sociable Diner Gifts

"What do you think of the new Swiss Restaurant?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Party Animals.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Church Basement Foodie

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

"Guac-A-Mole"

"You need a hobby."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

The wine speaks for itself

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

"When they said it was 'street food' I didn't realise it was all 'roadkill'!"

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'