Social Dining Enthusiasts Gifts

'A cenacle is no place to be zaftig.'

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Party Animals.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'How's the curry?'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"Yes I know I ordered fresh crab but..."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"Careful. Plates are hot, cold and just right."

'I understand that some patrons are getting flies in their soup.'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"Can I start you off with my disappearance?"

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"