Social Dining Enthusiasts Mugs

'A cenacle is no place to be zaftig.'

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Party Animals.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Yes I know I ordered fresh crab but..."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'How's the curry?'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"Careful. Plates are hot, cold and just right."

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

'I understand that some patrons are getting flies in their soup.'

" and my husband will have..."

"Can I start you off with my disappearance?"

'Who ordered the chef's head?'