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'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

"Very classy choice for a guy who's eating solo."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Do you care to blend in at the bar while you eat alone, or stick out like a sore thumb in the dining room?"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Zagat Rated.

"Linguini for two?"

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"His wife's still visiting her mother, so it looks like it's left over pizza for us...again!"

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"Would you care to join me and my wife - we'd like to try the ten person banquet menu."

"Do you want me to seat you in the 'Had sex this morning' section or the 'Had a fight this morning' section?"

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.