Cosmic Diner Gifts

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Zagat Rated.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"It's made with real angel hair."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

'The chef says that the quail was out but he prepared that little critter he ran over on the motorway which tastes similar and you nouveau riche snobs will never notice the difference anyway.'

'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that'

"Yes sir, this is half a steak. The guest who had it yesterday wasn't very hungry."

The food was nice...but something was missing.