Angelic Diner Gifts

"'Deviled eggs', Here? What ARE you, some kinda NUT?!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Zagat Rated.

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Linguini for two?"

"The wings are addictive."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"It's made with real angel hair."

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

The wine speaks for itself

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."