Angelic Diner Pillows

"'Deviled eggs', Here? What ARE you, some kinda NUT?!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

Zagat Rated.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Linguini for two?"

"The wings are addictive."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.'

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

The wine speaks for itself

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"