Angelic Chef Gifts

"The wings are addictive."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

An amplified harp

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Namasteak"

Angel playing music

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"It's made with real angel hair."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

Supply was out of harps.

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Late Night TV

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'But how did you lose your harp?'

Christmas canape?

Movie Angel

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"