'What do you mean, 'you can't fit me in until next month'?... This is your house!'
Calendar Keeper Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves to stay organized and showcase their creative flair? Our collection for calendar keepers offers witty and charming items designed to make planning a joy. From quirky mugs to decorative prints, these products are a great way to inspire their daily routine and keep their workspace or home lively and personalized. Discover thoughtful gifts that celebrate their talent for staying on top of dates with style and humor.
2020
"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."
"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"
'That's right. It's a leap year.'
Happy New Year!
'To be honest, the whole of March is a bit of a no-go.'
Workaholics Anonymous
Early Detection
Long time no see, Darlene. That was by design. I've booked you under mad, passionate midlife crisis fling with a guy my family and friends would disapprove of. That's scheduled for March 2019 - February 2020. But if you say anything dumb between now and then that renders you unattractive, I'll have to replace you. It'd be tough to vet a sub at this late a date. I don't know the meaning of the word dumb ... tough, but not impossible.
This week is obscure charity awareness week.
World Cup sick day.
Tony 'Scareface' Montana's Wife.
Pregnancy Test
"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."
"Anniversary? No? Birthday?"
'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'
Friday
I want a calendar where every day says here and now
'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'
Dog admiring hairless dog calendar
Professional woman in pub
God's Sticky Notes
Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w
'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'
Theory A Day Calendar.
"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."
'Lost Diary'
business
Dog Calenders.
"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."
"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."
'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'
'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'
"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"
Calendar Keeper Gifts Collection
Calendar Keeper Mugs
Discover more witty and creative mugs designed for calendar keepers—perfect to brighten their mornings and keep them inspired.
Calendar Keeper Pillows
Find cozy, decorative pillows tailored for calendar keepers to add charm and personality to their favorite spaces.
Calendar Keeper Prints
Browse inspiring prints ideal for those who love to organize and decorate with humor and creativity in mind.
Calendar Keeper T-Shirts
Explore our fun and stylish t-shirts for calendar enthusiasts who like to wear their organizational spirit with pride.