Calendar Keepers Gifts

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'Sorry, Ted, but I don't think I can squeeze you in...'

2003. Sure, it ages you, but what other job lets you start work by dropping the ball and ends with retiring your number. 2004.

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Friday

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Professional woman in pub

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

Dog Calenders.

'Lost Diary'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Pregnancy Test

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary