Diary Keepers Gifts

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Professional woman in pub

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Dear Dairy

'Lost Diary'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"I had half a date last weekend."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Thin and thick

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Gigolo Diary

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

The world on lockdown

Happy Anniversary!

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'Boy, that brings back memories.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"