Calendar Curators Gifts

It's not your day.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Misunderstood artist

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Friday

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Convenience.

The Rise of Modern Art

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

God's Sticky Notes

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

The hall of bad ideas.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."