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It's not your day.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Friday

Misunderstood artist

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Convenience.

The Rise of Modern Art

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

God's Sticky Notes

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Closed for Renovation

Theory A Day Calendar.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.