Calendar Consultant Gifts

"It's called a calendar. It seems to be some kind of oracle as they don't plan anything before first consulting it..."

Friday

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

Employment Counselor. That's terrible! What kind of company fires you for taking a day off? A calendar company.

A spider meal prepping

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

March madness

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

"Each door opens up a new curse."

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

April 1 (April fools' day)

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Mayan 2012

Every Dog Has His Day

Next years calendar.