Calendar Consultant Mugs

"It's called a calendar. It seems to be some kind of oracle as they don't plan anything before first consulting it..."

Friday

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

A spider meal prepping

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"Each door opens up a new curse."

March madness

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

April 1 (April fools' day)

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Mayan 2012

Every Dog Has His Day

Next years calendar.