Calendar Company Employee Gifts

Employment Counselor. That's terrible! What kind of company fires you for taking a day off? A calendar company.

Friday

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

Dog Calenders.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

"Each door opens up a new curse."

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Easter Bunny HQ. United States. If all these states can move up their primaries, why can't I move Easter ahead of Valentine's Day?!

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

March madness

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

April 1 (April fools' day)

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Mayan 2012

Next years calendar.

Every Dog Has His Day

'Can't you find another date? The evening of the 24th of December is pretty much the only night I'm not free...'