"Well, it's 7 pm on New Year's Eve. I'm a caring, compassionate boss...why don't you guys just take the rest of the night off?"
Calendar Optimizer Gifts
Looking for a gift that keeps the creative juices flowing? Our calendar optimizer range is designed for the inventive spirit who loves staying organized with a touch of fun. These products blend practicality with clever design, making every day a new opportunity to innovate and inspire. Whether for a personal workspace or a thoughtful gift for a fellow innovator, find the perfect item that encourages productivity while celebrating creativity.
Friday
"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"
Dog admiring hairless dog calendar
"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"
God's Sticky Notes
Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w
Appointments and Disappointments
"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."
Dog Calenders.
This week is obscure charity awareness week.
"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."
A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!
"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."
Pregnancy Test
"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."
"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."
If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.
A spider meal prepping
Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.
"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."
'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'
2020
'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'
Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.
Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.
'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'
Time Passes...For Meaning.
March madness
"Anniversary? No? Birthday?"
'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'
Welcome to another edition of "Frank and Ernest's History." it's a little-known fact that calendars and sensationalistic reporting were invented almost simultaneously! I've devised a way of organizing days and years. I see. We have a dramatic, exclusive report! I don't want to alarm everybody but your days are now numbered!
"Each door opens up a new curse."
'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'
"Why, you're right. Tonight isn't reading night, tonight is sex night."
Calendar Optimizer Gifts Collection
Calendar Optimizer Mugs
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Calendar Optimizer Pillows
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Calendar Optimizer Prints
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Calendar Optimizer T-Shirts
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