Calendar Maker Gifts

Welcome to another edition of "Frank and Ernest's History." it's a little-known fact that calendars and sensationalistic reporting were invented almost simultaneously! I've devised a way of organizing days and years. I see. We have a dramatic, exclusive report! I don't want to alarm everybody but your days are now numbered!

Friday

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

business

Dog Calenders.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

Pregnancy Test

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

A spider meal prepping

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

School closings of the future

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."