Calendar Wizard Gifts

"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

'I've got this great electronic calendar. It synchronises my mobile, my desktop, and my laptop.'

Friday

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Dog Calenders.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

business

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Pregnancy Test

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

A spider meal prepping

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

March madness

"Each door opens up a new curse."

Welcome to another edition of "Frank and Ernest's History." it's a little-known fact that calendars and sensationalistic reporting were invented almost simultaneously! I've devised a way of organizing days and years. I see. We have a dramatic, exclusive report! I don't want to alarm everybody but your days are now numbered!

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"Anniversary? No? Birthday?"

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.