Schedule Keeper Gifts

"Metro-North is proud to announce that this morning's trains are running on or close to schedule. The eight-oh-two, however, is not among them."

"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Is he expecting you?'

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Pregnancy Test

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."