Schedule Keeper Gifts

"Metro-North is proud to announce that this morning's trains are running on or close to schedule. The eight-oh-two, however, is not among them."

"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Am I the first one here?'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Time Clock

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Pregnancy Test

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Is he expecting you?'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'