Schedule Breaker Gifts

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'